You’ll owe your soul to the company store

Idk i think they should probably use handcuffs and keep him in a jail cell

Yeah i’ve heard good things about it recently. I’ve always liked how easy curl can be in php.

Adding typing seems like it would fix most of the problems i did run into but

Has PHP raised its standards on function naming? Or do you still have batshit situations like realEscapeString2() because the first 30 other functions for escaping strings are deprecated?

PHP5 was basically the Adolf Hitler of programming languages

You know how something can be so terrible it ruins something forever? Like the hitler stache

My therapist is about to break

I can feel it

Oh you mean fallout 4?

const…ish

Beets, Bears, Battlestar galactica.

Not opinions just facts

How do I reeeach theese Normies

Code whisperer

(Until i have to deal with legacy code. Then im usually screaming obscenities)

The lone wolf dev who hasnt been seen for 3 months explaining how the new microservices he created all integrate together

His dry ass chicken definitely isnt

Oh man im not sure if i hate HPSM more or the in house dumpster fire my corp replaced it with

I tried using regex to parse xmls files once. Then i found this post and realized xml was even worse than html

Hey Liz Lemon do you kind if i degoogle myself in your office?

Sucks what happened with NFTs being applied to literally the lowest hanging fruit for what it could be used for

The best use case for nfts i read was providing a nft for digital purchases like books,songs, or micro transactions/dlcs for video games so you could keep track of what you own digitally by the nft possibly even transferring your purchases to other accounts

But no.

Monkey pictures.

Because $$$$

She should have played jar of greed so she had a chance to pull such a card

So exactly how the world worked before the internet except instead of getting your misinformation from aunt Becky you get disinformation from xXxFrenchmansCumsockxXx a12 year old in a foreign country… or a bot

$

You have the right to an attorney should you survive my onslaught