I like this. Don’t scatter my ashes. Scatter my viscera mist into the air.

That’s why it’s called personal leave where I work. No questions asked if you want to use PL time.

I found a Lawn Boy in a barn a few years ago that I’m using. Two stroke from 1979. Infact those engines were also used as air cooled outboard boat motors.

I did the same but in reverse!

He had Bill on like a month ago…

Facade. Got laughed for saying fac-aid. How am I supposed to know a c make an s sound.

Freeze dried Skittles

Where do they think AccuWeather gets it’s data from??

I learned something about my microwave today.

I don’t put effort into not being single

A peanut butter and mayo sandwich.

Does it sting?