The US today is like 1998 Afghanistan

Celebrity shit. What someone chooses to drive. What color their hair is. Where they work. How much money they have. Anything really.

My dog tries. I just yell at him and then he lays down next to me instead. This has been a thing for like 3 years now.

No matter what you post, someone will downvote it. It simply just doesn’t matter

I think people who care deeply about UNimportant events that don’t relate to them are weird.

You must take long showers

Maybe at the end of 2028

I use the cooler master hyper 212 for mine. Works fine.

I always put the lid down out of habit. But you end up cleaning the toilet more from mold build up in the bowl.

I had a deaf cat a while back and when she was just chilling in her tree seat looking out the window and I would let her, she would flip out and bite at me until she could see me lol.

Depends how smelly you are

What if it’s one pubic hair

Damn. That is a good band name

Also this isn’t a shower thought…it’s a screen shot.

Moist

My cat’s name is pstpstst

When I say I’m a liberal I take it seriously by definition. And I think conservatives do too because when you see someone on social media with a nose ring and dyed hair someone will call “a dumbass liberal” and all I can think of is “yes, they’re using their free will to dye their hair whatever color they want. How is that bad”?

To be faaiiirrrr

You can sell the Mac mini for $800 on Facebook marketplace since that’s what everyone else does.

I’m afraid of the ocean.

Always leaving the mechanics out lol. My career is always under looked but yet everyone comes crawling in when their car doesn’t work haha