Was Madagascar not available to take the phone?

“We’ll figure out the accountability mechanisms at the appropriate time,” Jeffries told reporters.

Bruh how is it not here and now? If not now, when? if not you, who?

Stop the hem hawing and fucking do it you slowpokes!

Christ, finally. Not in the EU nor Brazil, but I hope this deal goes good for you and helps you break off from us here in the USA

no no that’s Jonathan Woss

I’m expecting boots on the ground

God fucking damnit

Oh? Thank God she never got to be president

Shrimpler

Start the cabbage clock

Are you my Grandpa? The only one I know who eats Good & Plenty

These pretzels are making me thirsty

Oh fuck off

No, it’s just an artifact of copying reuters

It’s like an Onion headline

Lol this is his Wikipedia intro right now

Just like he asked Georgia to ‘find’ votes? Huh, whodathunk Trump would act the same again

It’s not

I need to hurry up and install that

What a shambles