But not in libraries in actual America

Slavery is explicitly illegal in all cases in Colorado

Colorado already has limited qualified immunity

Under Colorado Senate Bill 20-217, qualified immunity is not a defense to the civil action, and officers may be liable for up to $25,000 for knowingly unlawful actions. If the peace officer’s employer determines the officer did not act upon a good faith and reasonable belief that the action was lawful, then the peace officer is personally liable for 5 percent of the judgment (up to $25,000). A public entity does not have to indemnify a peace officer if the peace officer was convicted of a criminal violation for the conduct from which the claim arises.

Yes

“I feel very grateful,” said Beltrán. “The Mexican president should be praised to the skies for showing such concern and courage.”

Yes thanks Mexico. And to the US this is what losing power looks like

What are you talking about? No, no Zionist wants a two state solution, that’s the opposite of what Zionism is

And “I plead the 5th”

violin sting

Happened to my girlfriend. She was back to working in a doughnut shop after it was closed for cleaning a few days, when a reporter burst in the back with a camera crew. She said the shop had the lowest health score in Colorado Springs and how she felt being open again. All she could think was ‘I just fucking work here.’

We don’t take kindly to nuance round these parts

Don’t say that!

I think you need to hone your media literacy skills

Almond milk has been called almond milk for centuries upon centuries. That’s what the drink is called. Because it’s from almonds. And it looks like milk. Almond milk.

Also your last paragraph undercuts your entire point. You know that hot dogs are not dogs. Ironically hot dogs were named that because they originally were made from dog meat in Germany, back when that was more common.

Yeah I don’t get why people are so mad at that guy. I hope he keeps it up now just because it gives such a reaction

The six Republicans who voted in favour of the resolution were Don Bacon (Nebraska), Brian Fitzpatrick (Pennsylvania), Jeff Hurd (Colorado), Kevin Kiley (California), Thomas Massie (Kentucky) and Dan Newhouse (Washington).

Hahaha

Zuck always looks like a damn android

“I do not like this Sponge. His aura mocks me.”

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/wenn_das_der_Führer_wüsste#German