Trump fucked a minor you say?

Your first stop would be a bankruptcy lawyer.

50 million sounds too low

Im willing to bet $20 that $20 worth of fent will end a pregnancy.

Side effects may include…

Im 100% sure it makes a difference.

Both of my kids were communicating with body language by like 3 weeks. For example I could say “do you want a bottle?” And they would get all excited, or not, if they werent hungry. And I noticed with both kids the first thing they figured out was how to return a smile. Strangers get a kick out of it when an infant looks them in the eye and smiles.

Part of this is that you have to pay attention to them and respond. The feedback is what helps them learn fast, which they cant get from TV.

(I dint have anything anything against TV, just saying its not a substitute for human interaction)

They are 4 and 7 now and both have always had a surprisingly large vocabulary and speak clearly for their age.

Not true at all.

Reading to a baby is about exposing them to different words and patterns than what you get from normal speech.

If you want my advice, talk to them constantly as if you are the narrator, and smile and make eye contact at every opportunity.

Not sure if this applies before birth. It couldnt hurt, so I suggest reading whatever you like to read. And make sure its something that the mother wants to hear, assuming you arent her.

It would relieve the strain if you systematically killed them. A final solution, if you will.

I ride the cart to the corral, stepping off at the last minute such that I stop while the cart reaches warp 1 and makes the loudest noise possible.

I’m 40.

Any good tradesman can teach the job to a competent assistant. But, if you end up working with a shitty guy, not going to learn much.

Its funny how fast something becomes “traditional”

The generation that set this system up is still alive…

Sex Party actually has a nice ring

Fish fuck in it.

Nobody makes this comparison anymore, out of respect for former president Camacho.

100 old karens with nothing to do must have argued that they are entitled to one book for .50

brb gotta tell my son I love him

Apparently it costs $169 without the T

Mark Wahlberg makes my skin crawl

This is the story that fox news continues to force feed. We are at the “if I did, it was your fault” stage of abuse.

Why did the democrats let this happen 😞

This article is full of weak apologetic language.

Officers shot non-lethal rounds.

Reporter was hit

How about officers shot at reporters

Reporters were shot by officers