We’ll just have to pee out of our butts like girls do.

No, they’re doing it for themselves. The US is just a beneficiary of their efforts.

He hasn’t been found guilty of anything yet.

He hasn’t been found guilty of anything yet.

It’s shaped like the 1980s Dust Buster.

You know what is even cheaper? Not adding all of that shit to it.

In China they’re more like $1000

Watch what happens when people eventually discover what completely flat panels of sheet metal do in heavy wind.

There is literally a reason why no other auto manufacturer uses flat body panels on cars.

I’ll believe it when I see it. (I won’t)

Henry’s gnocchi

It’s facetious humor. If you think being turned into a white person sucks, imagine being born one.

Imagine being born looking white. It happened to me once.

Definitely not. Haven’t you met one before?

If you think that’s dehumanizing, imagine being born looking like that!

Yeah I knew from the moment it happened that Putin was behind it. It’s a distraction from a much more important war.

Once DJT croaks their graves are significantly going to dry up though.

let pharma companies make them

Sell them at a cheap price

Have you been living under a rock?

The school shootings weren’t a problem until after we started putting In God We Trust all over our money.

Kennedy sure has nailed that whole act of being an evil genius who acts like an idiot so that nobody will suspect him of anything nefarious.

The guy who got pissed at his wife for getting pizza for dinner. Any normal person would be like “hell yeah, pizza!”