Man I sure hate it when your dev teams spend all sprint developing a bug!

They’re really going to regret the wrist-slapp this time!

I remember when we had a “limited ground incursion” in Iraq and Afghanistan

Hello, can you be Bernie sanders please?

Because if they find any cash they will take it, even if there are no drugs!

Ubersoft

Yeah… If your government is so poorly implemented you can’t even maintain a mastodon instance, you probably have bigger problems…

For something to be deleted on the fediverse you would need to have no instance and no followers lol

9 out of 10 porn bots prefer X

They really went all-out in recreating squid games

the agent allegedly forced himself on to the woman and groped her in her hotel room after eating a meal and drinking alcohol with her and several other Harris campaign staffers in a restaurant in Green Bay, Wisconsin.

Why is the secret service drinking and partying with the staffers? Does the day shift bro down while the swing shift is on duty or something?

You need gimp 2.99 so you can edit the text after doing the drop shadow

6 then 8 then back to 6

They can’t get their cars to self-drive on their own closed-loop tunnel in Vegas, but they’re revealing a car with no steering wheel…

I was talking about Boeing, but I accidentally described communism ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Neither Hatia nor America are sending their best

There’s nothing quite like freebasing bulllshit tho

You have a cabal of elites who say they are improving the lives of the working class while executing any workers who disagree with them

Ill be the chair for half a million a year!

Nah, the planets just getting hotter