If the alternative is scurvy I’d rather just be a dude with a dick that likes vag that’s emasculate.

Yeah. One time I edited the Wikipedia article on the human pancreas to say it was just a worthless organ taking up valuable internal real estate. My edit got redacted pretty quickly.

Ugh, yeah. Monster Truck (my cat) is all white and I typically wear all black, and he is a cuddly motherfucker.

IDK man is this one of those things where as an American I grew up with like super processed chocolate and regular chocolate would just taste strange to me?

Hold on now. Cat’s playing 4D chesssssss.

Cat was also a snake in a past life.