Angle grinder and an axe, that man has balls of steel. Fair play to him!

One of my friends once called me pedantic, and I got to correct his pronunciation of it - he stressed the first syllable. One of the high points of my life.

Clearly not an Australian, I’ve heard that said on the radio in the afternoon

Can’t be diluting’ them pure genes if you only fuck family members

Behold, the master race! In all their glorious, unmisogynated genetic purity

Wait, are we supposed to think of influencers as humans?

Mine is a Casio I’ve had for about 30 years, I’m pretty sure it’s mine by now

My hygienist recommended that I use salt water instead of mouthwash, so I’d think you’re probably barking up the right tree

I’ve got a digital watch

If that’s not a reason to write your dates in a less unhinged format, I don’t know what is.

Dum da-da da-dum

Anyone who thinks that these things could or would be anything other than a colossal waste of time and resources should watch Adam Something’s recent video on them. Such a pointless way to solve inner-city transport

The Bierpinsel in Berlin has been painted in a few different ways, and looked great in all of them. Do an image search for it, you’ll see what I mean

It’s really pleasing seeing the seconds all change in unison!

It’s a fantastic camera, being micro four-thirds it’s pretty small, so it’s great for unobtrusive street stuff, and it’s completely competent enough to work for any other style I’ve tried with it. Also, being a smaller sensor, good lenses are really cheap, and I can carry a whole bunch of them in a small bag without it weighing a stupid amount.

I’d relied on my phone for ages too. It was actually a feature of the newer iOS that convinced me to get it - my phone picks out landscape photos without people from its camera roll, and alternates them as my background/lock screen. It reminded me that I’m actually quite good at the composition side of photography, while making me more aware of the phone’s limitations. While always having a camera in my pocket is handy, I’d forgotten how much I enjoy the tactile part of an actual camera, and since I’ve had the GX9, it’s pushed me to go places and do things just because I have the thing with me.

Ah, it ain’t that old unfortunately! It’s ok, but nothing special. I do a lot of metalwork, so it makes sense to have a dirty one and a clean one. The dirty one has channels in the table for coolant too, so that’s definitely staying in the metalwork shop, and if I can find a small a small radial arm drill then I’ll build a nice big table for that with a proper fence for that.

A decent camera. Specifically a LUMIX GX9, it’s about the best compromise between portability, versatility, price and quality that I could find, and it’s really become a part of my daily life.

A new, cleaner drill press is high on my list. I have an old greasy one, but a decent one for woodworking is becoming necessary

Go and live in a remote cave somewhere maybe? Oh no, wait, that’s fucked too

“And we specifically call this particularly entertaining sin the ol’ Vatican Reversal.”

If that doesn’t get a particularly gay sex act named after it, I’ll be disappointed.