Indeed I am!

My wife uses Dave’s Insanity Sauce so I don’t think that would work on her.

Is he trying to die?

My now wife and her friend showed up at a party where I was at, and they both were wearing glasses. I also had glasses on, so I blurted out, “Oh, good, more people with glasses!” I instantly regretted it after saying it, but we ended up dating and then getting married. If it’s stupid but it works then it’s not stupid.

Right? I have questions.

Great advice. The bit about it not being transactional is very important. Go live your life, chat with everyone to connect to other human beings.

This happened to me recently ordering stuff directly from a company. The package arrived in an Amazon box.

Several nurses have commented on my veins. Like to the point where I felt like I was getting hit on.

My dog’s feet. They smell like corn chips.

It took me a while to realize that my mom (Korean, from Busan area) was on the phone having a conversation and not a heated argument. Literally sounded like screaming at times.

I can feel my perineum clench when I look at this

A Luther burger! Those are amazing. Yes agreed, very similar.

Steak and pound cake. I went to a friend’s house and showed up after they had already eaten dinner and were about to eat dessert. So I grabbed a leftover steak and some pound cake and ended up eating them together.

Chocolate and chipotle pepper go together very well too.

Yes! This combo is awesome!

Not sure? I first heard it on The Magicians.

A-ha’s acoustic version of Take On Me is wonderful and very different from the original.

I enjoy eating, so they’d never notice. The only thing it could possibly be an issue is if they decided to try to torture me by starving me, and by that point I’m already fucked.

Someone should name their cat Mjolnir.