You… you shut up. 🥲

“It’s tempting to say we’re stepping into a new world where all forms of media cannot be trusted,”…

Yes, we are and it’s shit for the human mind to have to constantly do a double take on everything to make sure it’s actually real.

“but in fact, we’re being given further proof of what was always the case: Recorded media has no intrinsic truthfulness, and we’ve always judged the credibility of information from the reputation of the messenger.”

Sure subjectivity, biases, and other factors skew things, that’s a thing. But I’m sorry, “Any information humanity has ever preserved in any format is worthless.”, is quite the fucking claim.

Been using Bear Blog for a few years now and it’s been very cool as a small static blog platform.

No excess menus, no ad junk. An enjoyable experience all around.

Adobe sucks but InDesign is still pretty much the standard; it begrudgingly does a pretty good job.

Affinity Publisher is coming along nicely though. And yeah Scribus is not too bad either.

Word being a word processor also sucks at document layout. Most software that isn’t made for laying out documents suck at it, but people all try. My god do they try…

Excel is okay as long as it stays in its lane.

It is not okay if you’ve ever worked in a printshop or do graphic design and people send in newsletters or brochures or some shit done within Excel.

Excel is many things; it is not fit to layout documents. Blegh.

I don’t know what’s sadder the giant Safeway sandwiches going from $9.99 to $13.99 or my mortgage about to go up like 200 goddamn dollars…

But where else do I get my malt vinegar fix?

Isn’t that just mid-poop James Garner?

Every Graphic Designer’s first 50,000 job interactions…

Just admit you’ve been watching old SNL clips on YouTube, Pete.

I like how the embedded tweet in the article is all, “OMG! They want to destroy our culture and the gallery is letting them do it!” Nice return to tradition posting, freaks.

What’s easier tackling people who might soup a sheet of plexiglass? (Assuming you know for sure that’s what they’re going to do and you don’t accidentally tackle tourists from Idaho.) OR cleaning up after they do their spiel for a bit?

Eh whatever, I mean it’s the Mona Lisa, it sucks anyway. 🤷‍♂️

Like you go through a teleporter like in The Fly and come out sans junk? I’m down! … (5-10 years after it’s first released.)

“We put ChatGPT into this hammer!”

“Why?”

“FIRST!”

I once had a salad with what I thought was feta cheese on it, but it was actually blue cheese. The shock almost killed me. As did the awful taste of the blue cheese.

• Troll 2
• The Stuff
• Critters 1-4

Yaaay! Max Payne! Hopefully they remaster all the janky community made Matrix mods too! 🤪

Illegal! Illegal Xmas! Booo!

I mean either he’s just the stupidest or this is all intentional and he wanted to kill Twitter in the first place. Either way, fudge him and his weird face.