I didn’t grow up using it, but now as an adult I love it. I use it at least once a week with friends, family, and co-workers with intended offensive score of one or two. I have a friend that sends me pictures of clowns late at night when she knows I’m home alone. That’s pretty deserving of a middle finger or two.

This is where we were 4 years ago.

https://youtu.be/7zAjoXSaQ8M?feature=shared

You dropped your

/s

I’m more worried about dying of some completely treatable illness, either because our politicians pretend it’s not real or because I can’t afford the treatment. I’m also concerned about using all of my retirement savings to live, dying broke, and having nothing to leave to my kids, who will likely suffer the same fate.

Hypothetical arguments I’ve won…

I get mixed up on these two all the time!

I feel so sad for that guy and his squirrel and raccoon friends.

Not just behavioral, though that’s a component of it, but nonverbal, very very delayed motor skills, feeding difficulties, etc.

I loved 11-22-63. Reading Fairy Tale now.

One of my cats plays fetch with paper balls, but only of it’s the right kind of paper.

Another cat can catch treats in her mouth or paws.

Third cat steals hair scrunchies and puts them in the water bowl.

One of my dogs is going blind. Since she can’t find us anymore, when she wants a treat she sits on the rug by the back door and lifts her paw to shake.

Obama visited my kids high school and my family went. My husband shook his hand and told him good luck. We were all really excited to see him speak and answer a few questions.

I believed that too until seeing the dramatic increase in issues with school kids the last few years. It really is out of control in classrooms and i can’t imagine what will happen in 20 years when these kids parents begin to age and can’t care for them as adults at home.

I wanted to do one but i was worried about offering them a food source near my house and then taking it away. My mom had squirrels in her attic and it was a pain the the ass to rid and repair.

I take several breaths thinking about my pillow, bed, covers, and position; get comfortable and relaxed; and try to clear my mind. Then i start at my feet relaxing each body part for three breaths, feeling it sink into the bed and focusing hard so other thoughts can’t creep in. If i get distracted and wander, i start over. I’m usually asleep within a couple of minutes. It took me awhile to learn to do this and to keep my brain blocked. What I’ve learned is that sometimes it’s not ‘can’t fall asleep’ it’s ‘won’t fall asleep,’ i have this great method that works almost every time, but sometimes I’m resistant and still staring at the clock. Then i think, “knock it off! You’re self sabotaging!” and force myself to follow through.

Have you seen the squirrel made jack-o’-lanterns? Apparently you drill holes and fill them with peanut butter where you want the eyes, nose, mouth.

How about Wanda. I had an aunt Wanda. She was kinda mean, but she had a lot of boyfriends.

We hand it out - one chocolate and 2 non-chocolate. I do most of it because my husband lets them put their disgusting paws in the bowl and take handfuls.

ETA: you could put out a bowl with a little candy and reload it after each kid/group.

But the couch fucking is in the book too, right?

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2e42ed

We were in Cuba one year when they had the vote. I had never heard of it, but it was all over the news there so i thought it actually meant something.