Reminder to drivers to not mow down pedestrians that have the right of way with your giant truckasaurus.

Fixed it for you.

Reminder to drivers to not mow down pedestrians that have the right of way with your giant truckasaurus.

Fixed it for you.

Maybe that’s the thing I haven’t learned yet.

I know it’s not for everyone, but I personally prefer Splenda or sucralose.

Our local coffee shop only has sugar in the raw, and stevia. Blech.

Doin’ it for the clicks, not the truth.

I actually spent some time thinking about this. I guess it’s because I was a developer for 17 years before I ever heard about lambda calculus or functional programming, and it was really difficult for me to wrap my brain around it.

I like immutability, and discriminated unions, and I can handle monads, but a lot of the rest of it gets too far into the weeds for me. Writing a function that is just a single return statement that chains together a bunch of map and reduce calls just doesn’t click for me.

“If it compiles, it works.” Yeah, I’ve never found that to be true. And don’t get me started on how you can’t debug chained calls when something inevitably goes sideways.

Once I heard someone say “a monad is a monoid in the category of endofunctors” I was officially out. No thanks. Not for me.

I saw it in the theater when it came out. Loved it.

Functional programming.

A new plague, more global warning, and more wealth disparity. Continue that every year for the foreseeable future.

Oprah is a fucking monster.

They’re worse than boats. If anything breaks on an RV, and it will, it’s really hard to get parts for them, and good luck finding an RV mechanic when it’s “in season.” Back when I had an RV, some kids outside were playing catch and ended up breaking one of my windows, and it took 3 months and countless calls with the manufacturer to get a new window. If you live in colder climates, you have to winterize your RV every year. They leak, and require constant maintenance. And if one of the tires blows out? It could total your RV.

Rent one if you must, but do not buy one.

Buying an RV.

My family had just bought a house before I was laid off, and we’re burning through our savings at an alarming rate. If I don’t find a job soon, I’m going to have to liquidate my retirement account. I don’t have years, I have months.

Unemployed principal software engineer here. This graph is a lie.

The guy that publicly signed a woman’s bra?

You might want to check if your house has a gas leak.

I feel like their contributions to climate change make this true.

ACAB as usual.

That dude smiles like Mr. Beast.