The most ridiculous claim here is a functioning FBI.

Problem is we did half the plan. We referred them to counseling and then they couldn’t get through to a counselor. Because that part cost money so it was half-asses

Get tsla puts, people will get angry and want to hurt the real President.

No way, only one of you is leaving the X House, and it’s not him.

Nature will take care of florida.

Does anyone at DOJ not call her Blondi as she walks away?

I’m going to be the handlebar of a motorcycle, but be in my own square.

I just emailed my Senator and told them now is the time to kneel, or govern.

Look, the man needs a sober driver, please think of the pedestrians.

I have a town called “Go’way” because that’s what they told every cartographer from the closed gates.

This guys has a one-track mind.

Maybe he’s just training for the real thing.

Okay, one more…. Uhhhhhhh

If he does this one more time, they may send him up the river… to try having sex with a seat on the ferry.

I’ve been a conservative voter with ethics my whole life and Obama was the best candidate I ever voted for.

Sale on Scientists!

Not only can you do that, in some circles you will need to wear a lifejacket to keep from drowning in pussy.

Sounds to me like a bunch of people having a good time in a festive atmosphere.

Innocent people. Completely innocent people play Civ 5.

If I saw his body-weight in bees walking down the sidewalk in a skin suit, I would high five him, no question.

Look she is his designated driver, are you going to make her wait in the car with the bottle of gin?

Boomers gonna love how this turns out.

He wasn’t in one of those realities. His set of infinities was limited by the situaltion.