This won’t help your mom, she won’t change her mind and will try to drag the argument or will just attack until everything is destroyed. But here’s a clear rebuttal of the idea.

The failure of demanding everyone showing worth is determining what is worth and who gets to define and assign it. Every petty warlord believes they are the one to decide… and oh gee, amazing how they have the most worth.

If you tell your mom you will only accept her argument if she accepts you have more worth than her - and demonstrates it to you every day - it will probably make her go no contact until she needs you again for emotional affirmation.

Depression is real, I don’t have it but it’s real and I have friends that deal with it as part of their lives. It sounds like getting out of your mom’s sewer might help, but you might need medication as well.

That’s nice grandpa, but it’s time for your nap before you rage tweet all night.

Our Onion is the OC for all my satirical news articles. Little things like that are the seeds of a community.

The Hexagon is where the real plans are made.

Tell them it’s horrible and they should stay in Florida.

I sadly laid off last December, when he was elected the writing was on the wall.

Look we have enough participation trophies, we don’t want to bog down the ceremonies with another 400 awards. Also some of these people will be limping, possibly in wheelchairs. And god forbid we have a shooting at the event and we didn’t bring enough medals.

I kinda feel like this is sarcasm but I’m not even sure any more. How did we get here?

Sir, where is the meth.

She probably has a great serpentine, too.

I’ve started making claim email chains with the state ombudsman cc’d in the first email. Saves so much time.

Every drop of water makes the river, don’t forget you’re a part of the world, and you’re important, even if it doesn’t always feel that way.

I dunno, have you seen how big that thing is? You can fit a lot of guillotines in there.

For the rest of what country, Haiti?

Rich people, mostly.

Waiting to hear the boat was trafficking people and the intel was wrong.

Fucking our sharks, you mean.

Mostly I try to make people laugh, but more of an awkward laugh.

Next president should give it to Rosie O Donnel.

I hope someone said “”all the Americans are leaving, later Nazis” on the way out.

I find it very surprising a non-shill or bot really thought “this time is different.”