This is an impossible question to answer. I thought about it for at least a minute before giving up.

Threatening war on an ally, a member of the EU and UN; while helping the enemy.

That’s not what a russian asset would do…

Looks like we’re quickly falling into the 30’s…

Go to the protests this weekend.

More is needed. I’m not a history buff, so I don’t know the exact number of times peacefully protesting has worked in authoritarian regimes, but…

I can’t wear a kilt because dandruff falls on my shoes…

baby powder has changed my life… And habits…

That threat should be enough for anyone…

“Rapists and murderers”

“Rapists and murderers”

“They’re not sending their best.”

It’s your presidents words by the way.

Microsoft:

“I swear the wokeness was nealy up to herr… I mean here”

Musk Retweets lies Saying Hitler Didn’t Murder Millions

FTFY.

This blew my mind. All those movies!

So, Back to the Future’s a bunch of bullshit?!

Is it bad to say, that as a man with no knowledge or experience with makeup, I do know that woman is worse at it than me?

I guess it’s hard to use the bathroom mirror, when the bathroom is a prison for someone…

Cave woman that I helped: “You’re not installing porn are you?”

Me: “Uhh, no?! Is that what you meant by helping you to setup the computer. Are you mistaking me for your husband?”

Karen from HR: “What is RBF, and why do you think I have it?”

I hate to predict things

That’s a huge part of your fucking job! Anticipating the consequences of your decisions.

Basierend auf dem Foto könntest du tatsächlich eine Hexe sein.

Then you probably wouldn’t have to ask on Lemmy how to express your objections. But OP did; so no “shit”.