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One sentence horror: Don’t worry ma’am your child is just meeting with our youth pastor.

an attempt to reach ‘de-escalation through escalation.

A…what?

Why this specific instance of Rittenhouse exposing himself as bloodthirsty when there were many more instances before it?

Is there some “fifty flags” rule before you can say they’re planning to murder people?

Now imagine we can only ever eat what the first humans ate

Google and Apple have come out against legislation that would broaden sideloading rights for smartphone owners, citing security and reliability concerns.

Fuck off google.

How to narcissism in five easy steps

Is there a treehouse of horror fusion of him and Homer?

Turns out customers weren’t ordering the McDeadly neurotoxin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85CPv90AhfU

Linux men, they can’t find the clit even if you shove it in their faces

quick GIS

…Raytheon’s logo really is that loading circle

Not less ridiculous than the right’s actual complaints.

ALL MY SEXY M&Ms ARE GONE.

I feel like even the concept of a tv station is a bit outdated despite technically still existing.

“Entertainment companies used to decide what shows were playing at 5pm”

It still comes through phones but we ditched the dial up and shoved the PCs inside the phones

With all his whining about rigged elections he of all people should know you can’t ask election officials to “find” you exactly the amount of votes you need to win that election.

Pro gamee move: Start with red pill, take blue pill when you get back to the point in time where the choice is offered

I’d like to know the backstory for why “cap” became the slang, not so eager to find out why the asses are dead

Tell me you don’t listen to actual feminists without telling me you don’t listen to actual feminists.

Hitler in Mein Kampf: “I want to gas the Jews”

Historical evidence: “Nazis gassed Jewish people”

Neo-nazis: “The Holocaust isn’t real but also let’s do a Holocaust.”