Eugene V. Debs' Ghost

Fucking awesome. Onion has been hitting it hard lately, and this is just the cherry on top. I am hopeful this makes some chuds question their minds.

I would love this.

My eggs are more expensive too. So are everyone elses in the world. I just blame Putin for destabilising and the stores for blatant price gouging the second they felt they could.

Exactly this. Harris probably would have overseen the shift of the prices going back down and the “muh economy and inflation” Republicans wouldn’t have had as big of an argument for 2028.

Ukraine winning, Trump dies from health issues/arrested for his crimes (long shot on the last one), and doing her best to secure abortion and queer protections, she would have been great for her second term.

And now we get nothing but the worst of both worlds.

She only says this because she’s probably going to die in office from old age or some dipshit republican trying to harm her.

She had no intentions of saying/advocating any of this before 2024. 2016 would have been the time to restructure it fully to get more opinions on how to beat Trump, but the DNC argued in court “We have the right to ratfuck our primaries, we’re not under any legal obligation to let the public decide.”

It’s like she wanted to upset the voter base to get the Republicans on her side. “See? I can trigger the libs too!”

They get more donations to fight back than they do in office. When Clinton lost, they got more donations for Biden.

When Roe V. Wade was overturned, they got a massive injection of cash and used it in campaign outreach, so they get money from saying they’ll protect women’s rights but don’t need to unless the money slows down.

He’s a sitting duck, nothing bad will happen if he just goes “Alright, I’m king for the next 3 months. Here’s some more polices things for Americans, free gun training and a copy of the Improvised Munitions book included.”

He could just… legalize pot, give Americans money, and have Trump taken care of. “but muh rule of law!!! what president would that set for the next dude who’s going to do it anyways?”

“Stein got a Nazi to endorse her even though she disowned it, she’s horrid.”

“Harris openly loved Cheney and didn’t say anything Spencer, she’s the the most progressive person to ever run!”

It’s a big tent party for “former” Republicans, oligarchs, corporations, but not anyone the Republicans are making hit lists of right now.

Palestinians can’t even attend, “she’s talking right now.” Meanwhile she just has lunch with the people who made the War for Oil on Terror, and acts like this is true progress and you’re the bad guy for not warming up to Dick Chaney.

And win with people excited for the candidate? Never. Milquetoast saves money and being in opposition brings in even more.

Why try to codify Roe v. Wade when you can use it for funding?

Last time we tried to make a new party it failed and called spoilers.

Last time we tried to do grassroots on the federal level, they pushed him out and said you’re the bad guys for supporting him.

They say to push the next person to the left but when you ask “Hey why are we bombing brown people when we can help Ukraine?” you’re called a Russian asset who hates Americans.

I don’t think Americans want actual policies that help. Every time someone tries to help on all levels of engagement to government they’re shafted, outbid, marginalized, and then blamed for when the milquetoast candidate loses. And pure evil just wins, again.

We’ve been fucked in 2000, the DNC should have used 2016 as a wake up call for what went wrong, and instead learned nothing.

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It’s hell, yeah. (I know that’s your joke, but I gotta explain it for weirdos.)

Heel turn? He’s been anti-trump since day one. Criticizing your candidate is good. Trump supporters don’t accept do any criticism.

And a lot of judges run for office. You have to act tough to get reelected, which means “tough on crime”.

Judges are a heavily flawed attempt on impartiality when poor people do crimes for different reasons than the state and rich commit them.

A rich man will never loiter, a poor person might have to. A state can declare war and pardon its commanders even with rape and murder illegal for everyone else.

Should have publicly shot them and said “Hey we aren’t Germany, we have means to help those Fascism corrupts.”

Citizens United made it legal, nothing new in the country where Trump has a shot to win again.

If Congress cared about privacy, they’d abolish Facebook, Google, Microsoft, and the NSA, and enforce the 4th Amendment.

Instead they try to stiffle the first amendment because it’s hosted in the enemy of the week’s borders.

And this is why Congress tried to ban TikTok. Making a meme to encourage voting? Evil, disgusting, how dare kids want to vote?!

Only Facebook should encourage boomers to vote in hatred and bigotry, not TikTok encouraging someone to vote who was a victim of it!

Chrome has been for years, so this is only a worse problem for end users.