GiantFloppyCock

obviously because you are moving your body/burning calories

I wouldn’t say this is obvious or completely true. Burning calories is separate from digestion - for example, if you’re burning them too fast (e.g., sprinting), your body will divert resources towards the running, which will slow digestion.

Shit I knew I forgot to do something today.

And why must the child-bot be so thicc?

Vodka’s back on the menu, boys!

Bribe? I thought they called it lobbying in the US?

and others she say had infiltrated the protest

What’s this about?

Mmm yeah, that sweet sweet grind culture

I mean, a lot of what crypto has become is pretty Ponzi-ish. But yeah, he’s a bit deeper off the conspiracy cliff than that.

Fine looking loaf in the background.

I love mint chocolate chip ice cream, but I’ll admit that sometimes you get some low quality stuff that literally tastes like cold toothpaste.

Why does it slide across the floor? Do you live on a boat?

I feel like that’s a conversation you should have had with your parents by now.

Yeah it’s a joke - fahrenheit is what they’re making fun of, probably especially because it would be more appropriate to use celsius in the context of “world news”.

I guess a workaround for the guy posting the data (if he is forced to stop) would be to instead just post the distance traveled and CO2 emissions for every flight. That’s still shaming her for being an environmental asshole while avoiding issues with stalkers or whatever their defense is.

Oh no, I hope… I hope it doesn’t string me!

This still does not answer which ceasefire you’re referring to. Could refer to Ukraine, for example.

Jesus that’s depressing.

Every time I see a fat person at the gym, I’m cheering for them so hard in my head. Mental high fives all day buddy.

Shit, or before dinner. Thanksgiving with the munchies is why it became my favorite holiday.

Do they shrink in the wash? Maybe you could wash on a cold cycle and hang-dry, since I suspect drying in a machine would do the most shrinking.