He thinks he’s Don Quixote, but really he’s just Don Shitote.

That looks less like taking a dump and more like road rage.

I really think the activists should start using Narco Subs to get the aid in. It might be more effective than surface ships.

I can ride a bike to a coal plant from my house. Thing’s almost as ugly as the five-over-one across the street from my house.

The tinnitus in my right ear sounds exactly like a CRT. Imagine being stuck with that sound for life.

Ant Accessible text is best accessible text.

Bro your jaw must be absolutely jacked.

“state where escalators are a novelty and there are more cows than humans.”

Hey I resemble that remark!

I played around on an AI image generating website for a while. Eventually got bored with it.

Get back in your lane, Florida Man.

Putin: lol front line for you.

Derek Huffman: Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

I’m with the locals on this one. Bezos should go attempt something anatomically impossible on himself.

I agree, but that’s not very relevant to the comment you’re replying to.

And this is precisely why a billion is too much money for one person to have.

platters were bent

I thought HDD platters were supposed to be too brittle for that.

In other words, a billion is too much money for one person to have.

I’ve been using Linux for just about my entire adult life, except for a brief experience with Windows Vista, and I don’t know what x11 and Wayland are. I just know Linux does what I want without bogging itself down with weird shit.

A cacophony-wave music video, I guess.

If you want to get food aid into Gaza, it might be best to smuggle it in using drones or cartel subs.