I don’t blame that girl one bit for hitting him. In fact, I hope she used her nails. Some people simply have no sense of boundaries until they receive percussive instruction.

As an apostate that used to attend an AG church, this one hits waaay too close to home for me. It also doesn’t surprise me that much. The one I used to go to veery much had an “in-group” mentality.

Cue the Kelsey Grammer growl.

He thinks he’s Don Quixote, but really he’s just Don Shitote.

That looks less like taking a dump and more like road rage.

I really think the activists should start using Narco Subs to get the aid in. It might be more effective than surface ships.

I can ride a bike to a coal plant from my house. Thing’s almost as ugly as the five-over-one across the street from my house.

The tinnitus in my right ear sounds exactly like a CRT. Imagine being stuck with that sound for life.

Ant Accessible text is best accessible text.

Bro your jaw must be absolutely jacked.

“state where escalators are a novelty and there are more cows than humans.”

Hey I resemble that remark!

I played around on an AI image generating website for a while. Eventually got bored with it.

Get back in your lane, Florida Man.

Putin: lol front line for you.

Derek Huffman: Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

I’m with the locals on this one. Bezos should go attempt something anatomically impossible on himself.

I agree, but that’s not very relevant to the comment you’re replying to.

And this is precisely why a billion is too much money for one person to have.

platters were bent

I thought HDD platters were supposed to be too brittle for that.

In other words, a billion is too much money for one person to have.