You just wrote what they wrote, but blamed “society” instead of the actual assholes making the profits

Good fuck my guy, lay off the casual racism

“Just wait everyone, Elon is actually being smart this whole time” I just don’t buy it.

A real WHALE of a problem

You’ll feel helpless for a while. It sucks.

But there will be a point in a year or two, where you actually make it a day or two without even remembering your injury. That’s how you know you made it through to the other side.

You’ll get there friend! I broke a small bone in my wrist a few years back - required many surgeries and i went a long time without being able to do the things i loved. My wrist isn’t perfect, but I have my life and activities back. You’ll get there, be patient and kind to yourself through the process. I definitely had moments where I wanted to define myself as “broken” - but your body is just a vessel. You’re gonna be OK.

Hi, Doctor Nick!

We are all going to die. Thanks!

I absolutely love this scene with all my heart

Smokes snaps but I’ve only got two left

I don’t care, you’ve been a dick to me all day, it’s the least you can do

When he takes the mask off, he looks just like the rest of em, a buncha whiny losers

They’re cheap, straightforward, and not Intuit. Enough said.

A dumbass point

No one forced you to make this dumbass comment either

Technical not eligible for parole until 25.5 years. So he will still be in his own 70s show. But yeah, he’s fucked

Please stop attacking my character based on terrible purchase decisions

What a beautiful car

Until I owned it

Fatter, yes!

Sorry this is a bit too level-headed for me, can you please repeat with a bullhorn, and use 4-letter words instead? I need to know who to blame here.

I love this, can’t wait to be able to submit posts. The customization is worlds ahead of connect, liftoff, jerboa. None of those are bad apps, but this is better.