Nah, I get background music because I don’t need “sound” for my thoughts. Generally it’s nice, sometimes it’s baby shark

I process thoughts visually, as typed text. It’s like a fucking ticker tape when I get going having random thoughts and I definitely experience shower thoughts.

Sorry

If the goddamn early shift would learn to sweep the floor or clean up after breakfast, maybe I’d have time to close :)

Right, it imposes the collected data on a chosen model population. I wish it told you what that population was, but I don’t see it.

Does “per 100,000” refer to the entire population, or the population under 25? If the former, could some of the differences be accounted for by changing demographics?

That’s what age-adjustment prevents.

It’s a British term for a lawyer who can plead cases in court. Baristas make coffee

Isn’t everyone a better off Ted fan? Some people just don’t know it yet.

Actually, I just realized that I have only seen Portia de Rossi in two things and they were both fucking killer. Maybe I should watch ally mcbeal…

I’ve just run a spoon under the hottest possible tap water. It’s hot enough to work and it’s not hot enough to actually burn you

I generally want to have sex with my husband after reading erotica. You know, because it’s arousing. How did this not occur to them?

Truly, all her problems looked like nails.

I’m pretty strong for being a middle aged woman (so not strong in general), and I can break a key in a lock relatively easily with just my hands.

He is now back home with his family after turning himself in Friday.

I’m so happily surprised. Not that he’s in the clear, but I didn’t expect them to let him go at all.

A fitting end

If you’ve voted, you’ve essentially agreed to the ToS

And some people are wild mages

Oh that’s some bullshit. I honestly just assumed that wasn’t a thing because obviously that’s not a reasonable thing to expect from residents.

Edit: the tiniest reassurance: it doesn’t apply to student visas

Permanent resident, not a citizen. He wasn’t eligible to vote, do jury duty, or be drafted, but after all that time, those are basically the only differences.

Xerox has entered the chat, with the first commercial photocopier, the GUI, laser printer, and computer mouse, in addition to the ones you think of.

What case are you talking about? The article in this post is about a Canadian permanent resident of the US.