Comfort Eagle by Cake

Water is also hydrogen and oxygen floating around in a sea where they are constantly switching partners. An orgy if you will.

This is the most beautiful strawman I’ve ever seen. Well done!

OK but we have more empty houses than homeless people. We don’t need more houses. We need to stop wasting resources for the sake of capitalism and stop letting people die for it as well. There is going to be a point where people start setting fire to vacant houses in protest. It is amazing what millions of desperate people will do when their screams of frustration go unheard long enough.

This is the chaos that our leaders secretly want. Otherwise they would have to be abysmally stupid. There is no excuse for ignorance in the information age.