Surprise motherfucker

We’re gonna need a bigger bite.

More coming soon. Or not. I don’t owe you shit.

It isn’t illegal everywhere. Even in the US it can be used under certain circumstances.

Que le dijo un pez a otro pez?
Nada!

What did one fish say to the other? Nothing(/Swim)!

Underground 80s radio

Virtual Privates Network

Get her started on the “exclusive club” membership scam. She makes a “Super Secret Smart Kids Only Club” in the backyard, charges neighborhood kids $5 to join, promises amazing activities and snacks. First meeting is just them sitting in a circle while she explains the “rules” for 10 minutes, hands out one Oreo each, then says they need to pay another $3 for “premium membership” to unlock the good stuff. The good stuff never materializes but somehow kids keep showing up… What? Oh… GIFT, I thought you said… Nevermind.

need thirst

The longer this prolongs, the shorter my longing for shorts & long-johns.

“Please sign out to sign in”

farts
“Mmm, I should buy some Nikes”

I’m looking to source a cheap trusted family member if anyone has one going?

I did not see past nine.

Lube Skywanker

Use the force, Luke

Why don’t you just tell me

You need to finish the study by proving it does change the views when you watch via youtube directly

Joy to the world, that Trump is dead.
We barbecued his heaad.
And the rest of the body, we flushed down the potty.
We found him in the sewer, all covered in manure.
And that was the end of that fat orange bellend.