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“By your powers combined, I’m Captain Gull!”

No, that’d be a fancygull. A landgull would be a rat.

“Let’s make a show about monster trucks!”

“Yeahhhh dude! But the main character needs a tagline, what should it be?”

/lighting a fat one “Hehehehe… how about ‘let’s blaze!’?”

“Hehehe… duuuuude… hehuehuehehe…”

Carbs.

It’s like that “That’s a penis!” reversible gif.

1. Life’s good!

2. But it could be better.

No, the human perception of temperature thing is a myth. Originally 0F is the freezing temperature of a brine solution, and 90F was Fahrenheit’s estimation on the average human body temperature, and then the scale was adjusted so that it fit in better with Celsius reference points (freezing/boiling points of water).

Reference: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fahrenheit

Can’t blame snipers this time.

The vandal does not read, either.

At the current price of rugs?? That’s too frivolous.

Not sure if many will agree, but for me warmly dark/darkly warm is most closely linked to doom metal. Avatarium would be an accessible choice to start exploring the genre.

No audio is horrible accessibility! What about the blind drivers who need to hear the ads?

/s, in case it’s not obvious

“Increase social service programs so that we address the reason why they’re homeless and doing drugs in the first place.”

“No, that’s socialism and Fox News tells me I should be scared of that word!”

“It is [verb]ing” (as in “it is raining”) can be reinterpreted as “[noun] is happening” (“rain is happening”).

Depends on where you live. In Canada I’d start with https://www.scholarschoice.ca/catalogsearch/result/?q=weighted+plush

Weighted snake stuffy. She can drape it over he shoulders to simulate deep pressure.

Six String Samurai. It’s not good. But it’s soooo quotable!

Nice shoes. Nice shoes to DIE in!

Russian guards, watching a shed drive down the road: “Must have been the wind.”

Pushing Daisies.

Knocking is usually reads (from the header seeking), brrr is heavy writes.