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I’d rather people use this than reuse the same password everywhere.

“You hang up first!”

“No, you hang up first!”

Needs a scene of him taking off his sunglasses, only to reveal another pair of sunglasses.

No accessibility options in the captcha? I guess they don’t care about people with vision disability.

Well yeah, they’re all woke now. They used to be woke before too, but they’re still woke now as well, as they should.

Just use main. I’m not bothered by either, but I’m not in the demographic that would be bothered by master, so I use main and STFU. It takes way less effort to switch to main (if you haven’t already) than to come up with all this rhetoric about why master shouldn’t trigger people.

El Chombo - Chacarron.

Sink enough money into lava chicken paraphernalia for the child to instantly lose all interest in it.

Spinning backwards worked in Superman!

So like Star Wars?

Simon Tatham’s puzzle game collection.

“By your powers combined, I’m Captain Gull!”

No, that’d be a fancygull. A landgull would be a rat.

“Let’s make a show about monster trucks!”

“Yeahhhh dude! But the main character needs a tagline, what should it be?”

/lighting a fat one “Hehehehe… how about ‘let’s blaze!’?”

“Hehehe… duuuuude… hehuehuehehe…”

Carbs.

It’s like that “That’s a penis!” reversible gif.

1. Life’s good!

2. But it could be better.

No, the human perception of temperature thing is a myth. Originally 0F is the freezing temperature of a brine solution, and 90F was Fahrenheit’s estimation on the average human body temperature, and then the scale was adjusted so that it fit in better with Celsius reference points (freezing/boiling points of water).

Reference: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fahrenheit

Can’t blame snipers this time.

The vandal does not read, either.