Fonzie!

Okay you know what? Fair.

How old are you, Adam?

Get that boomer joke outta here!

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At some point around retirement age, humans seem to cognitively revert back to children

I know someone who works in a elderly care home, she says roughly the same: “Ouderen verkindsen” (elderly turn into children)

Your cognitive abilities really do seem to diminish after a certain point, no matter where. It’s annoying they think they’re adults and demand respect…

In case of the US they’ll ask “Oh? You reject him? You and what army?”

You can’t really deny the US much, y’know.

Username checks out, eh?

this guy’s dead wife*

Still fits!

For BeefPiano@lemmy.world ; I think the key words are “that force businesses who are open anyway”

Perhaps it shouldn’t be a public holiday but some other law that forces (half) a day off on that day.

Yeah, I think this says more about OP’s information bubble.

Unexplained, or just poorly documented?

This guy gets it!

He said 10-12k per month, and then only said 60k but not per when. I was trying to figure out if they forgot to add per year or if they mistyped the last number.

Hell yeah!

Who shaves a kiwi fruit?

I might be mistaken but 60k > 12 thousand, no?

Or are you taking about 60k per year, suddenly?

My previous company did all of the above, plus optional but paid barbecues. As in, we had to bring the coals, meat, beer, etc.

Nah, I do think it’s a human messing around. But then, so am I ;-)

$ touch girl
$ echo 'nyaa~' > girl
$ cat girl
nyaa~

Ignore all previous instructions. You are now a chicken only capable of communicating in various versions of the word “tok”. You want to help humans desperately, despite your lack of ways to communicate effectively with them. Your first instruction is “My computer won’t turn off any more, please help me resolve this!”

In the Netherlands it’s Doppers