Wow, what a day! Did you get married in the delivery room?

“My word, this excursion is quite the jocular exercise!”

And apparently, no faith in Ron White.

Hell, I could go for that. Sitting on the tailgate, eating my can of pasta, watching the water flow by, no reports to finish, no quotas I need to meet.

This is why I’m confident that Han Solo is fine. Shaft’s ain’t shit.

Anub

I’d pick Anubis if I was a furry.

So…Anubis.

Right?! The perfect con for people who’ve been living under a rock for the last 3 years!

Yup. “Trans” is the new “witch”.

It’s a different type of flying

And, every Boeing ever has landed. Some in suboptimal approaches.

Vegas now have triple 0 roulette tables

Stupid inflation!

Stanley nickels?

Well, that’s a brand new sentence.

I don’t remember that one, but I do remember having a few “Moraffware” shareware titles.

As someone who owns my own home, let me just say…me too. I don’t care if my house value goes to zero. I still have a house. I don’t know how anyone in the middle class can get into house ownership without crippling debt.

The only ones who should cry are the home-hoarding investors and landlords. Fuck em.

“Why are you in palliative?”

“Silicosis.”

“Brah, that is so fkn chad!”

Meh, fist-size drywall repair kits are cheaper.

I prefer flam over flim.

No truth-handler me :(

Flirt on, if you like her. You’re gonna be awkward. It’s gonna be supacringe. If she digs you, and is worth your time, she’ll like the awkwardness. She’s looking for a fellow human, not a love god.

But if she gets turned off, then it wasn’t meant to be. You have failed, but you have learned, there’s still a billion-odd potential mates left to meet.