That’s pretty spot on

Hey, it worked last election, right?

It’s so true: thank you internet person for letting me know that skin color and gender can be used to determine what every person’s life has been like. Enough of this “treating people like individuals rather than stereotypes” nonsense!

By the way: what makes you think I’m either white or male?

Trump is not the problem. Trump didn’t make Duterte happen, or Orban, or Meloni, or Brexit, or Putin, or Bibi, or le Pen or any of the others. He’s a symptom of a dying world

Is that the groups that hates white people and men, or the one that hates black people and women?

Ah, I see you’re familiar with my company

No worries, we’ll just send the Democrat-Run NAVY SEALs to sort this out

Pretty easily: that’s the whole point of the concept of “reputation”

Same. Actual drug addiction (cannabis) has been far cheaper than WoW was

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“Social media is the most authentic?”

GenZ is fucked. Although not literally

I have a subscription to natural gas I really get a lot out of

I sure hope so. Pretty hard to sell cars if you don’t even know where they are

Missouri the same state that’s trying to fuck adults with student loans? No way

Replacing BMI with BMI2 is fine, but it’s doesn’t change the fact that most Americans are overweight or obese, and the tiny, tiny sliver of people who have a high BMI from weightlifting are insignificant relative to the ~70% that are just plain fat

Isn’t most of Linux open source?

Plus that whole thing where record companies got caught price-fixing CDs. And the other thing where they got caught installing rootkits from CDs

Legally, yes. In practical terms, spending $1000 to fight a lawsuit and win $50 isn’t realistic, and I’d be willing to bet T-Mobile forces arbitration anyway

Israel does not allow US military bases. Saudi Arabi, Qatar, Bahrain and Kuwait do though

Israel is also the reason Israel is one of the only friendly countries in the Middle East