

Nice try, local pickpocket.
SOCIAL media? I’m getting too old for this shit.
Nice try, local pickpocket.
She needs a sword. It’s educational.
Well sure, if you don’t take the ferry
Well, yours has been up for over four hours so you should call a doctor.
Rubber baby buggy bumpers. Wait. Did you say “on Reddit” or “with a mouthful of peanut butter?”
The fediverse introduces people to you
I use the blank stare with “what do you mean?” Then I continue to be clueless as they explain whatever shitty viewpoint they’re backing.
Dude. I can’t draw a bicycle while looking at it.
Handle? That’s the propeller.
Chad Communists are made with mematic
Lots of mentions of The Boss, but not those other cheery Jerseyites. Bon Jovi with “Livin’ on a Prayer.”
It’s a giant “UFO Awareness” ribbon. You can tell because it is the official UFO Awareness color: glowing.