“Wait a minute, Doc: are you telling me you built a time machine - out of a Cybertruck?!”
“Wait a minute, Doc: are you telling me you built a time machine - out of a Cybertruck?!”
…i shopped a saab 9000 back in '99: ventilated seats, man, pure luxury…
…could it be because they’re only affordable to first-time US homebuyers with generational wealth?..
…that’s how we brushed with baking soda when i grew up: pour a little pile into your off hand, wet your brush, dip, scrub, repeat…
…speaking for most of us, just the one…
…either united 93 was shot down or the USAF was incompetent; i put odds on competence…
can != will
…the current regime will continue doing whatever the f*ck they want as long as nobody stops them…
…i prefer wall-eyed stereograms because cross-eyed orientation makes the picture look tiny…
…anchor baby, too: brought along his uncle, his cousins, his dog, his monkey, his robot…
…one o’clock and three o’clock taste pretty similar and eight o’clock and ten o’clock are close-enough for most uses…
…ye gads, just imagine how bad the mosquito clouds are going to get…
…yeah, last year i was telling everyone to enjoy the hundred-degree weeks while they can because it would be the coolest summer for the rest of their lives, then this year comes along and spoils it…
…i try to leave enough space not to touch bumpers when the front car’s suspension rocks back under acceleration…
…i reset my browser daily, so i only have the past twenty-four hours of browsing history…
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/July_2025_Central_Texas_floods
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pergamon_Altar
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ishtar_Gate
…that’s really only an hour or so of browsing between returning home last night and this morning, not including the bulk of my time at work yesterday…
…teabagging, of course…
…that’s the thing with autonomous world-machines: no easy target and their amorality fosters an insidiously pervasive sort of evil…moustache-twirling balls-out cartoon fascists foster the hope that upon their oblivion, good will rightfully inherit the earth, although history seldom supports that thesis…
…israel’s long-term strategic campaign of zionist lobbying and mossad kompromat are why USA political support remains unwavering…if the epstein records are ever fully released, israel stands to lose mighty leverage across the political spectrum in so many governments…