Gee, I wonder why? Strange, I am curious.

The fact of the matter is that if Democrats had been elected, there would have been no invasion of Venezuela, nor Iraq two decades ago.

Let us not kid ourselves. Non-voting eligible American voters let trump take the reins again, with control of Congress and the Supreme Court, knowing he could pull shit like this at any moment, yet still sat on their lazy asses TWO Election Days, fondling their purity, bOtH pArTiEs ArE tHe SaMe LoL, and now they’re like… “C’mon Schumer… dazzle me and my most excellent purity over here!”

Elections have huge consequences, so spare us the righteous outrage. Whatever blood gets spilled, it’s also on those soft, tender, lily-white hands of non-voting deadweights.
Also, twice is a pattern: “Vote for a woman?!! Me?!! When PIGS FLY!!!”

Don Perpetrador-o!

Having read the original Foundation Trilogy twice, I can give a heartfelt stamp of approval to the BBC radio play of it, apparently it’s from 1977, I had assumed it was at least half a decade older than that. Hope you enjoy, I surely did.

https://youtu.be/d2nls_jN1hw

You fiend! This is madness, madness!
You just un-fancied my fancy ketchup!

I want to believe
that is the sleeve
of a bathrobe.

But so many people… oh my god so many, many people!.. seem to be addicted to that poison spear with the honey tip.

That constant soundbite constant outrage is effective to keep the large herd of humanity in check, this and selective targeted misinformation is the recipe to keep so many people from actually doing something, anything meaningful to keep the nazis from the levers of power, so many people are laughably easy to manipulate and keep them from voting.

Many of the very same people who allowed the nazis into power are also whooping with delight at some random insignificant schadenfreude bullshit theater, as Rome burns around them.

Just like shrooms!

Ayahuasca rituals!
I’ve seen several severe alcoholics come back from those weekend guided retreats not drinking liquor anymore, now carrying an inner glow, a new peace and contentment that didn’t seem to be there before they took the plunge and imbibed that stew in that tent, or around a fire, chants in the background…

THE BRIAN
NAMED ITSELF
THE BRIAN
(and he would have gotten away with it, too,
if it hadn’t it been for you meddling kids)

bOtH pArTiEs ArE tHe SaMe LoL aMiRiTe, WhY bOtHeR vOTiNg

Then chalk this item up with the million-and-one things that are completely ignored by the spiritually purified lazy mediocre idiots who passively let all this happen, this death by a million-and-one cuts, since Reagan.

But boy oh boy by golly, they sure do feel they are doing their part by chuckling at political zingers online, after the damage is done, because they let the mouth-breathers through the front door and gave them the goddamned keys to the house and car in the first place.

…and the rest, as they say, is history.

Let’s see if I can get it from memory, not looking it up:

Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time,
for y’all have knocked her up.
I have seen the maggots in the mind of the universe,
but I knew I had to rise above it all
or drown in my own shit.

The yellow “low tire pressure” light.

Monke brane and senses, well adapted to survive in the savannas of Africa, encounters math and gets baffled.

“I’ve never seen anyone sad in a Ferrari. In fact, I’ve never seen anyone in a Ferrari, I’ve only seen the Ferrari as I pass by the dealership showroom.”

Lamborghinis, on the other hand… I once saw a farmer driving his Lambo tractor truck! And while I didn’t get a good look at his face, it was still awesome.

Tiger.
Champ.

Or go British!
Guv’nor or just plain Guv.

The Jeopardy! question to the answer “42”.

A Doritos ad!
So you can drift asleep thinking - “Boy, do I feel refreshed!”

I am a simple man. I see one of these Stonss Fonn Stonssing or whatever the fuck his-face-was, even ironically, I downvote and move on. I suggest you do the same.