First thought: Oh hey it’s Nutty Putty Cave guy! Second thought: Holy shit I need to gtfo the Internet.

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At this point, I actually think the meth is more socially acceptable, too.

Because you are on an instance that has defederated with many of the other ones where these types of posts originate.

This is like going to Langley, Virginia, grabbing some Starbucks, and saying “See?! The CIA doesn’t have any black sites!!!”

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What did spa sex ever do to you tho?

Easy to welcome a war you will take no part in.

Yes, because surely more death will stop all this senseless killing.

I think that’s a fair assessment, mine isn’t all that dissimilar.

My understanding is there were only a few meters between the weight drop and complete communication loss, so either something went wrong directly related to dropping ballast, which caused the implosion, or perhaps cues the sub was in peril were ignored/misinterpreted by the captain, and the weight drop was his ineffective corrective measure.

From what I’ve read about the captian, I think his hubris would have never allowed him to fully consider they might be in real danger.

That theory doesn’t explain why they suddenly dropped ballast and attempted an ascension prior to implosion, though.

E. After doing some digging, the comments about the Titan having dropped weights and was ascending during implosion came from James Cameron. Not sure if that makes it more or less trustworthy…

Any bets on how long it takes before this becomes a fetish?

I like the last one, I think having the status code in the body could help clarify where the error is coming from when traversing a reverse proxy.

Tbf it’s a pretty damned easy shit test to pass, it’s quite telling when someone won’t even take a swing.

And Yes I would have slaves. But I would feed em and house em and treat them right and made sure they were alright

You’d be one of the good slave owners, did I get that right?

I just want to extend a big fat “eat a dick” to the numerous war journos who blasted Ukraine and assured us just days ago Russia would never pull troops off the front for this incursion.

Only time will tell if this was overall a wise move for Ukraine, but at only a week in, it’s already shaping up to be a smart one.

Well, Ukraine is definitely off the Christmas card list now, that much is certain. They’ll be lucky to even get a Happy New Year’s text at this point.

Do I smell a territory swap coming?

I hope you’re sitting down for this one because it’s quite shocking; things ammend to the Constitution become a part of the constitution itself, and thus constitutional.

That’s the thing about a war time economy, you produce one tank, and BOOM you’ve added $3.5MM to your GDP. A single SU-35? About 16MM added to GDP.

You can’t eat tanks and jets though, the labor and resources used to maintain a war footing are vast, and must be poached from other areas of the economy. The longer you maintain this posture, the more dramatic the contraction.

Gazprom posted a loss for the first time in decades. They sell one of the most profitable substances ever discovered by man and they still couldn’t turn a profit… despite how little the sanctions are impacting them, no less!

You have to open with “Chugga Chugga Choo Choo, we’re all gonna run a train on you!” Or it’s just a plain ole gangbang.