This is how you end up with a Problem Factory.

Teams is not satisfactory for work

It was a thing - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doping_in_East_Germany

Have you been pwned?

https://haveibeenpwned.com/

There’s been some new and ginormous data dumps recently.

Maybe it is your time.

Sad but True

I guess with this comment, I’m trying to have my two cakes and eat them, too.

Wouldn’t you rather have all of these cookies?

But I’m definitely ordering that corn cleaner post haste.

If it is any consolation, I think you might have won.

Since car analogies always work, consider NHRA or NASCAR.

“I may look like an F1 Ferrari, but I identify as a rule-constrained Chevy.”

Maybe 1883 had some ideas?

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/innovation/before-folding-30-years-ago-the-sears-catalog-sold-some-surprising-products-180981504/

Australia was like "WTF, mate? "

Get the FLEX TAPE

Localized radiation burns on whatever body part is closest to the pellet.

My prostate says “Bring it on!”

Localized radiation burns on whatever body part is closest to the pellet.

My prostate says “Bring it on!”

Besides the math to determine per unit cost, you might also need to consider the opportunity cost of having so many.

• How long will the bulk supply last?
• Is it something you will get tired of having?
• How much space does it occupy?
• Is it perishable?
• Will it expire?

…

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beagle_Bros

The box is from some fancy Apple software from long before most of you were born.

The contents are just the skeletal remains of assorted species of the Save Icon.

Check the Carbon Monoxide levels!