If you’re early, you’re on time. If you’re on time, you’re late.

This is me, too

Stack Overflow seems to be doing a prompt job of that already

Damn

Lol nice

Where is random.org?

Nice

Extremely common, technically legal, and it is a lie to the consumer. It’s intentionally misleading.

Was honestly thinking the same thing

Wouldn’t be the first time New Orleans has ignored engineering reports

And a mall ninja sword

I like Alwyzon. They’re in Austria and I’m in North America, but it doesn’t seem to matter. Somehow their servers are always so much quicker to respond than others.

And Chicago, and New York, and…

I’m getting a raging clue