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Elon is a 14 year old trapped in a man’s body isn’t he? He wished to be big.
You ever see the trench coat pic of him? It’s like a fedora short of being a full on “that guy” stereotype.
It’s giving the same vibes as this:
Look, when I was a kid I had some cringe taste. I’m sure many of us did. He looks a bit old for the teenage cringe era here, though.
And a mall ninja sword
He’s JP from Grandma’s Boy
I hear that he’s thinking about getting metal legs.
He does have an account just specifically for age play too
Don’t tell me that. Why would you tell me that?
Seemed relevant and I love to tell people fun facts. This one really isn’t all that fun though
Hey, 14 year olds can be perfectly respectful and mature. Certainly more nature than Musk
Did he just admit to murder? I’m pretty sure that’s an admission of murder, and he intends to murder again.
Sounds like terrorism to me
It’s only terrorism if he kills himself.
I’d call that a win for society
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Seems like one of the bad immigrants
THEY’RE EATING THE DOGS!
They’re eating the doges!
Sounds like a manchild to me
Silly you. Billionaires can’t be terrorists. It’s the law.
Well, of course. He’s from apartheid Africa
Remember the olden days? When you would laugh at such a (then) blog post and immediately know that that user had been hacked, because there was no way that guy would say something like this?
Pepperidge Farms remembers.
He sounds like those 14 YOs on Reddit.
He basically is a 14 year old on reddit
Jacked up on energy drink
energy drink
they sell ketamine in beverage form now?
In other words, President Musk is confessing that he had killed, and buried people already and he’s not afraid of continuing to do so? I’m my eyes, that’s a terrorist. I’m scared.
I mean… the guy’s (poorly) quoting movies and shit these days. “Take a big step back and fuck your own face” is literally Les Grossman from Tropic Thunder, verbatim.
He doesn’t even have original thoughts. This is some Ruroni Kenshin shit, here.
Don’t ruin our good time. Let’s let the authorities know.
You silly, a “terrorist” is a poor person. Musk is rich so he can’t be one!
You are correct.
I call for an investigation to find this pile of bodies.
I mean, I hate musk as much as everyone here, but it’s deceptive trying to pass a one-year-old tweet as relevant to current events…
If you check the context, elon was goofing around , clearly not taking himself seriously, replying to a tweet of a photo of him holding a katana: https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1726989224073896365
They also removed the date. It’s quite intentionally misleading, it’s so gross.
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Thank you.
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He could pay full-time coolness coaches to teach him how to be cool and it still wouldn’t work.
This sounds like those tweets from Andrew Tate about when he was fighting dream ghosts from jail.
For how long did he study the blade?
Bro, save some cringe for the rest of us
“the likes of which you cannot comprehend” was really painful too. he’s trying so hard to be intimidating to compensate for the fact that he’s built like a walrus with genetic defects and looks like a troglodyte. we all saw you jump around like a dipshit on stage and become the first person in history to fuck up the USA chant.
I was just thinking this is from r/im14andthisisdeep.
Can someone just fuck Elon Musk and tell him that he’s their little pog champ?
Yeah… no I wouldn’t do it either.
Sorry it’s just, there’s gotta be some way for him to get validation without rubbing his tiny penis in everyone’s face.
Oh shit, looks like Elon got to go to the mall to “train” with the swords at gamestop, and now he’s all cocky.
