Where I grew up the closest neighbor was about 2km away, nearest town was 25k, nearest town with a decent grocery store was around 40km, and the nearest “city” was damn near 100km.

Yea I need a drink

Uhhh 6? Ish?

That’s a trick question. How many pound-feet of torque did you apply to the carpet?

Ok zoomer

Because New Jersey has always been right there.

Nothing like spending your retirement hanging around the local gas station.

I have a surprise day off coming up.

Lived in the middle of nowhere and the nearest grocery store was 25 miles away. Once every 4-6 weeks we’d go to town and get maybe 10-12 gallons of milk, a shit load of bread, and all the other stuff.

We kept milk in the freezer.

I salute you, future turdherder.

I’ve heard this.

Cabbage anus, just like grandma used to make

Raise hell praise DEI

We weren’t going to say anything out of politeness but now that you said it I’m comfortable telling we call her money bags because in the right light the dollar sign tattoos on her ass makes it look like she just robbed a bank.

Unless they’re over 25 years old. But then there’s state laws for that too. I just want my kei truck.

Ada Lovelace

A kitty pool, if you will.

Crassus really was the Hamburglar of his time.

Better download one right away.