brb, pirating ducks.

Hey everyone! Here’s a list of phone numbers! Real, legitimate phone numbers! Anyone can view this list of phone numbers, for free!

But whatever you do, DON’T call anyone on this list, OK??

Don’t hurt yourself, use proper lubrication.

Don’t let it distort the reality of what a human relationship is like. Most of what they do wouldn’t be pleasant for both parties in real life, it’s exaggerated for the camera.

Don’t let it ruin your in-person relationships, or job, or ability to function in society.

As long as you keep those things in mind your boundaries are your own to set.

What great ideas! Have you been trained in city development?

Yo this bit was legit!

I bet you do, don’t you? THANOS!

Man I’ve got all this chia underwear, is that what I’m supposed to be doing with it?

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Because that actually sells.

Man, you’d think that if there was only, say, 100 people a day using this service they could just scale the service down. Whatever the number of active users they could just scale the service down, that number isn’t likely to spike again ever (and even if it did no one would be surprised if there were service interruptions on a service that old).

Maybe it’s a security issue? But there are no credit card transactions in online multiplayer? Idk.

all right, all right, I’ll say it.

I am not disappoint.

Yeah, I get the joke in the post, but anyone who listens to RatM should very quickly understand what “the machine” is.

Naw man, don’t play games with your abusive ex. Meta can stay over there, we can stay over here. We don’t need to talk to each other.

They sell the pneumatic table legs on amazon and if you have an old dinner table or coffee table you can build your own. Coupled with a really long 16+ power strip you can make quite a nice computer desk. :)

Turns out that having a hobby that you enjoy is super important to your mental health.

BIG YES. I’m happy for you. :)

Silly kids! The cast iron would survive the fire! Ha-ha-haa! Now if there was a sinkhole in the kitchen during breakfast…

Robot vacuums are a GAME CHANGER. You can clean the whole house’s floor while doing something else. You can clean the floors so frequently with ease, the floor is always clean when guests come over. Under the couches gets clean so you don’t have wandering dust bunnies. It’s GREAT.

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You can buy cheap shoes and save money, but you’re going to pay for it when they fall apart fast and your feet hurt.

You can save money and eat fast food, but you pay for it with your health.

You can save up and get the nicer car, and you pay less for it in the long run with upkeep.