I really just want to lurk.

I’m seeing $99.99 for lifetime.
Edit: I was confusing Ultra with simply removing ads.

Look for those “call before you dig” signs, then do the opposite.

How about throwing it into a faraday cage? Like the bags used for those transponders for tolls, or wrap it in foil… Or just mute the phone and ignore it.

Thank you Skeletor!

Thanks Reddit for giving me the push I needed to run the fuck away!

I’m curious, would you tell me about some of the anti-features being requested? I wonder what kind of things are flying entirely under my radar.

you’dn’t’ve https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/you’dn’t’ve

I learned that if you create your own subreddit, it bypasses the restriction.

It’s my favorite style of architecture. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spite_fence