im not sure whether i like that one or the 2009 one better tbh.

are you joking, basically all of modern society has a vested interest in people not believing it.

they also have admitted to only announcing the most optimistic results because nobody would believe them if they didn’t, and if people did it would be devastating

How the fuck was that channel able to recover from the “I want mommy, I want milk, I want to be held” meme

Phoenician pro-tip: if you use a letter for each individual sound instead of one for every word, it makes for a more efficient writing system. Also DO NOT fuck with the Romans or random weirdo desert tribes they will murder you without mercy.

oh god that’s terrifying

why the fuck are you voting for someone who made his own private militarized police force to protect his interests like a stereotypical cold war era dictator

I think they are referring to Iraq, Afghanistan, Kuwait, etc. the past few wars the U.S. has been in have largely been fought over oil.

cyan, yellow, magenta, the ELITE! All of which are American dreams! All of which are American dreams!

aww such babies, i love the little scottish fold ears

Not a mod but the “relates their entire personality on their anime profile picture” part is literally me. The moment I switched to this pfp on discord my entire online personality changed to fit it

United Fruit Company —> Chiquita

true but the party switch was a thing

70% of the it’s either Antimalware Service Executable or a dozen microsoft edge tabs open in the background for some reason

When the dreaded Argentinian gourd shipment ruins your career because of a thumbs up emoji

How the fuck do you think language evolves? People say what sounds better or is more convenient. If they didn’t we would still be speaking like Shakespeare or have a dozen different conjugations for every use of a word.

One thing I’ve been wondering about is that since English is the main language used on the Internet and in international communication, and the replacement rate of wealthier white people in countries like the US and Canada is a lot lower than poorer Spanish, Chinese, etc. speaking immigrants, will English eventually end up like Latin where it splits and evolves into many separate languages while the original thing is only really used in formal/intellectual settings?

And my axe!

AAVE is a good example of this. Despite being branded as “street talk” or even “black people are too dumb to speak proper English” by racists, a lot of the so-called “mistakes” are actually just following grammar rules consistent with a variety of African languages, that held over after slaves were forced to speak English.

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