describes the whole world

these condoms are 100% going to expire unused

bruh braindead comment

its just a mistranslation of

“if you aren’t blowing the homies goodnight, are you even living?”

he encourages oral sex obviously! the church scholars are such incompetent noobs

edit: life is obviously cum.

like a grown man 1000 times its size running away from a hornet

picking the right battles is wise

next step: cloudflare sends hit squads to blow up the source of these slimy data grabber attacks

the King asserts his dominance

his face has something uncanny about him

some kind of birth defect or just extreme drug abuse for years?

never played the game. what is it and why would it be out?

i see no problems coming from this whatsoever

the system works fine

i kinda wanna know what lakes you go to now

its incredible, and you get to enjoy the awesome works on the floors leading to the fake mona lisa in peace.

all the idiots beeline to the little chamber that can be skipped altogether (you can glimpse on the mini painting and the huge crowd from the grand hallway outside)

the museum also had nintendo switch audio guides with almost working gps tracking and some audios were actually interesting. rule of thumb: if they start with french names you never heard of its not getting better.

oh it didn’t occur to me that there would be a book it’s based on. im putting the first book on my wish list

usually the books hollywood puts through the grinder have much better stories and make me appreciate the films less

notable exception is lord of the rings, where the films were better than the books and maybe the new dunes as well

what was the plot around the protagonists about? dunno. something stupid

doesn’t matter, the rest was excellent

Mortal Engines!

Elrond commanding motorized london for the win

oh they can do the math of short term gains because they dont stay long term and move on to the next company to short term gain

they never think about anything but their own gain

make number go up > get a bonus for meeting profit gain goals > leave company before shit hits the fan to repeat the same pattern somewhere else

disappointed. i was hoping for sound

they are the replacement boomers, since the real boomers should be mostly retired

gotta keep the flame of nonsensical generational hate burning

he bald ✅ he ball ✅

one could say

they need

pugjesus