I want to install Linux on a Vacuum cleaner, which sucks the most?
Nix-OS. Nix translates to “nichts” in german, which translates to “nothing” in english. A vacuum creates sucktion force.
Also I get endless error messages sometimes, when I run
nixos rebuild switch --upgrade, that sucks in a metaphorical sense, I need to modify the versions of programs I install.NixOS does suck me into the occasional rabbit hole - nothing like Gentoo years ago though!
TiVo
Ironically it’s probably Suckless.
Is suckless a distro? I thought it was just a collection of software
What is a distro but a collection of software?
Whoa, whoa, there are people who don’t like Windows? I thought Windows was like the king of operating systems?
android
It’ll randomly doze off whenever you don’t look at it for 5 seconds, tho.
Damn I really can’t argue with that. The developer is a prick
Can someone seriously type with their penis? Impressive!
When you watch it’s really not that impressive.
Red Star anybody?
for the unknowing: north Korean proprietary Linux version
Similar to a joke my dad told in the 90’s
If Microsoft ever makes a product that doesn’t suck, it’ll be a vacuum cleaner.
Oracle linux, just tell them your carpet has an unlicensed database.
I was invited to a user group where oracle Linux was trying to get more adopters. The coolest thing they had was the ability to update a kernel driver while it was running. In place. Without downtime.
I asked them if they planned on pushing this improvement to the kernel devs and they just gave me a blank face.
Told me everything I needed to know about Oracle Linux. I promptly formatted the thumb drive they gave me for free.
If they released it for free then Ubuntu wouldn’t have Ubuntu Pro to sell subscriptions to.
All of our testing cells at work run Oracle!
I don’t know much about it though.
They want to clean the carpet, not lose the house.
They actually have an oracle cloud too. It’s used by some companies… And it’s awful.
It’s used by Tony fucking Stark.
I mean, I can suspend disbelief that he is Iron Man and has futuristic fights with aliens
But I cannot believe that same man uses fucking Oracle Cloud.
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There was a Windows tablet I bought for PDFs only. It ran some terrible Windows 8 lite version. That would easily be the worst Linux distro.
Windows RT. What a pile.
“I use Arch btw”
All of them except Hannah Montana Linux, which is the One True Linux.
Hannah Montana Linux is the past, RebeccaBlackOS is the future!!
TempleOS is the one TRUE OS
TempleOS is God’s chosen OS, but I don’t live at church. I use TempleOS to pray, and Hannah Montana Linux for personal tasks. That way I get the best of both worlds.
But it isn’t Linux.
This is the only universal truth any Linux user intuitively knows in their heart.
This actually looks cool with several robots being supported
You’ve just sent me down another rabbit hole. Thanks man…
… My vacuum actually does run Linux.
!It’s a roborock with Valetudo installed so it doesn’t need internet access!<
Installing on my fridge. Which one is the coolest?
Kali Linux. All the kids talk about it. All the kids want to be with it.
Hannah Montana Linux.
TempleOS
Be careful to not store any water in there
Void has a really badass name.
I’d say Manjaro but they’d probably DDOS your vacuum on accident.
