Where’s the kaboom? There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom!

He’s been here the whole time!

I’m late, game recommendations are covered, but I can give you advice for healing your thumb. I’ve had the tips of my thumb and a finger glued back on as well as stitches on my fingers several times.

Blood flow to the tip is important. Squeezing a stress ball or something helps. It’ll also keep the skin from healing too… tightly? If that makes sense.

Keep it dry. If you need to bandage it, do it loosely and change it often. Cotton balls work really well to keep it dry as well as protect it from accidental impacts.

If the doctor didn’t do a good job, trim the stitches so they don’t catch on anything. If you’re in America, take the stitches out yourself after 10-14 days or as soon as you can wiggle them freely. Nail clippers work really well to cut the stitch and pull it out.

If you rip a stitch, you can use a careful dab of super glue to close it. Just make sure it’s clean and dry first.

If you cut through the nail, it’ll grow back kinda fucked up. My nail healed in an M shape and dirt would get trapped in the middle so I put some Vaseline or something under it to keep it clean.

Last but not least, you have a small window in which fingerprint evidence may be inadmissable in a court of law. Do with this information as you will.

Holy shit, this just reminded me of the episode of Celebrity Deathwatch where (formerly) Prince Charles fought The Artist Formerly Known As Prince

So are you like a crazy person?

All in all, you’re just another dick with no balls

Judea Palestine

FTFY

Now it just needs some jpeg

I’m a hunter. I shoot my guns maybe 3-4 times a year (couple days at the range and a couple actually hunting). Like, less than 100 rounds/year between four guns. So I’m not a great marksman, and definitely not a “trained sniper”.

This would be an easy shot for me. At 150 yards, I can shoot a 1/2" grouping, and I have a low-end rifle and scope. You don’t have to account for bullet drop or wind at that distance. Just aim and shoot.

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Hold on, I’ll be back in 16 years

is America great enough yet

Fitting

Feeble? But I think you meant futile? Idk.

I was curious about the author so I googled him and his story is wild.

Arrested for armed robbery at 18. Did ten years in state prison where he started writing for a prisoners’ rights newsletter. After release in 1999, he became a prominent activist, even advising the Bernie Sanders campaign in 2015.

Then he was caught breaking in to a prison that was under construction and hiding guns and tools in the walls, doing $250,000 worth of damage. He claims they were for his own use, to prevent being raped if he is sent to prison again. Cops also found assault rifles, body armor, and a grenade launcher in his home.

So now he’s doing 40 years for felony vandalism.

Oh, and he has articles about throwing poop and farting etiquette

The Pentagon Pizza Report is off the charts right now. The nearest Domino’s is super busy and the local gay bar is empty.

Major shit is going down tonight

https://www.msnbc.com/deadline-white-house/deadline-legal-blog/vance-boelter-second-degree-murder-charges-first-degree-rcna213216

On Monday, the Hennepin County Attorney’s Office in Minnesota said it will seek first-degree murder charges against Vance Boelter, noting that it is common practice for the office to initially charge second-degree murder to secure a warrant as quickly as possible, as it did in this case.

Are you stupid or something?

Less lethal is still sometimes lethal