Yeah. For the record, I’ve been implicitly asking for all information everytime I click any link to any comments on any post. I have been doing this for about 25 years of my life so everyone who has over shared any facts about anything anywhere on the internet within that time frame is except from this rodent via my implicit asking.

His joke was that he used to do drugs.

All we ask of you is that you don’t reheat it in the employee break room microwave.

I loved Hypnospace Outlaw. Its so nostalgic and yet the surreal aspect of it gives it its own flavor that is separate from the nostalgia.

We have identified the pun and removed the relevant ambiguity. The appropriate records will be updated within one business dygn. 😐

Frogs are just one of the vocal ambassadors of the otherwise ellusive creatures of the night. A frog is just a really good mascots for the team.

What is the point of this collection of links? What are you trying to communicate with this comment?

Like when you’re at the bank and a bank robber shoots a bunch of people and then you jump out from cover and start covering all the corpses eyes super fast.

You should be shouted at for 3 weeks straight for writing comments like this on the internet where you bait people into asking what your three letter acronyms mean.

Isn’t this what that painting Christ in Gethsemane is depicting? He was struggling about how many AR-15s to bring to the event and he got his answer. That was kinda the whole point of that passage right? He was like “guys I really want to bring enough AR-15s but I have to ask Dad first.” And then he got his answer.

Neither is whatever state we are letting our bodies be in that is causing enough leg cramps to necessitate a contingency protocol.

Yeah I have always found that standing up stops the cramp better than anything else. I heard it was like handing over the controls to your central (or maybe peripheral?) nervous system and letting that higher authority override the cramp by deciding that maintaining your balance while standing up is a higher priority. Then you can safely stretch and get hydrated after that.

I have jumped out of bed in a panic many times and it has worked every time.

I like this one when you request of them “Ask me what the most important part of comedy is” and then when they begrudgingly say “okay fine, what is the most–” you interrupt them with “TIMING” frantically like you are desperately trying not to miss the window.

Its hilarious seeing the same “absolutely insane” tag that I have used.

The background lore of the TV show Severance is gonna create a new rise of ether used as a recreational drug in a sort of “do not build the torment nexus” way.

To be perfectly fair, saying “there’s nothing else to say” is a way stronger example of a thought terminating exercise. Yet here we both are.

The densest is yellow cake with frosting.

Huh? Wouldn’t you be really surprised if they had the ability to unlock the beta art during a time when the beta art hasn’t even been replaced yet?

Yes but you haven’t heard this guy’s mother saying it in her native accent. It really gets the blood flowing.

Yeah I was being sarcastic to highlight how stupid that guy’s comment was.