Pretty much every history class not so subtly points you to the conclusion that the US had racism, it was bad, but we defeated it so people complaining now are just spoiled.

…when I was a kid. That shit is probably way worse now.

Han acknowledges they exist, but dismisses their powers as “tricks and nonsense”.

Jabba calls Luke’s power a " Jedi mind trick"

So Jedi’s existence is acknowledged, but their abilities are considered apocryphal.

Church is where their drug dealer is, and its name is Jesus.

If the game isn’t made by people, I wish it a very merry get fucked and die.

Its raw internet. You gotta put effort into customizing it to your taste.

All that’s missing is that one guy who spams emoji gifs they linked from another site because they just found out they could do that.

First time I saw that, I immediately suspected a malware attack.

If it’s not, it soon will be.

Fuckin right

I witnessed a “ghost sighting” before. Everyone in the room was so convinced it was a ghost.

The water heater made a noise.

I have to go to work today.

Vaping came out when I was still smoking and even back then I knew it was bullshit. Especially with cigarette companies pushing it so hard.

God Im feeling justified in my life decisions lately.

I get friends that also hate that song.

I don’t need full features. Just give me intellisense and I’m gold.