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Smile and look around at all the people who want to celebrate you, and muse on how fortunate you are to have them in your life.
What are you, some kind of normie?
Smile creepily and make direct and awkward eye contact?
Yes, but with one person in particular.
Yeah, or you can even just smile and fake it.
For anyone out there who has problems with things like this, remember, you can always just observe what other people do in the same situation, and then do the same thing when it happens to you. This is basically what other people intuitively do, but not everyone has the same sort of intuition.
Mis-reply. Ignore this.
Masturbate furiously. The goal is to finish when the song ends.
Like your style
This is why I’m banned from Applebees.
You and I have very different ideas of what an Applebee’s are for.
Well that’s just the icing on the cake
No idea, but once I was feeling extra awkward and started singing along with the rest of them.
Slap on a grateful expression, stare into the candles, and conjure up a wish worthy of the magic they’re casting with this ancient chant.
scream in pain and agony until its quiet, then say “thank you everyone, let’s enjoy the cake”
Immediately blow the candles out and get them to stop singing so it’s no longer awkward for everyone involved.
That is so much more awkward. I love it.
I did it a few years back, just in the spur of the moment wondering if it would stop the song; it did and they’ve stopped singing to me since then, so I consider it a double win.
absolute power move, that’s awesome
When I was little, I always did a weird cringey little dance. As an adult I started doing it again. It makes an awkward situation (for me), fun.
That clip synced surprisingly well with the song my phone was playing (“The Bar Song” by Delta Ash).
edit: Autocorrect strikes again. Changed “point” to “phone.”
Twerk
You’re supposed to sit there awkwardly looking deeply embarrassed.
Join in the singing but replace the word “you” with the word “me”.
This is the actual correct answer, no?
Grab your cat and prop them up like they’re being marionetted and make them do a little dance
Hand out cigars
Smile and wave boys, smile and wave
Practice your death metal vocals
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