i like ‘em short of breath CUZ THEY GOT THAT ASS MA

Jesus Christ, it’s Jason Bourne

wait whåt

Nonsense, it’s like my favorite show, Storgote SG1

Can confirm, need to make other drivers pay for my insecurities, letters only make my insecurities bigger and my ding dong smaller

“Please calculate the totals to reflect a favourable result”

I’d do it but there’s no way I’d look this gangster in my 80s

The reason why is because the boss has higher stakes. When the time is up, you clock out, and the next shift picks up the slack. But for the boss, there’s no nexft shift. In fact, whap we neeff to conffider iff ffat mmphh yess more boot ffdaddy pleaphfemmphgmmmgmgmgmmf

Sorry, for security issues, we can’t let you know what you’re doing

Oh no, this is just an edit, it’s not real.

Source: I made it up

@PerfectDark@lemmy.world I WON’T LET THEM CANCEL YOU

I thought it was about having almost 100 baby goats

You stupid monkey!

I found this link if it helps, but can make for no guarantee of its veracity, or otherwise true true making of word writer

Napalm Death’s “You Suffer” on full blast and repeat

Man that would be terrible. I sure hope no one attractive comes to me to try and pry my many many government secrets out of me with affection and attention. I have so many government secrets and am very easily persuaded with flirtation and intimacy. Soooo many government secrets

are you saying we’re inside his body right now?

I went to bed at 10pm after cleaning my bathroom and putting away my clothes. I woke up 5 hours later with a cold. No regerts

I wanna see a Dog Wick spin-off. John is the one that stays at home and the dog goes out to protect him

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