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It helps to be a liquid

I don’t know why addressing a cat as “cat” is the funniest thing ever

I once got passed by two speeding DeLoreans. I ended up catching up to them when we all hit a traffic jam.

You win a free trip to the Hague

I seem to remember a competitor, I think it was called 3DO or something?

I wonder what the chances are that Russia did this.

I say we elect that one guy behind him who barely reacts at all

They put it back about an hour later

They’re going to lady and the tramp it

Can haz

What if I see him murdering someone?

Hey, we’re learning, okay?

That’s nose pocky

Yeah, it’s clunky for sure, but maybe we just don’t use it for that much

I can believe it when we can barely manage to spot an asteroid heading in our direction before it’s basically whizzing past us

Dams

Why does he look like he’s announcing the reorganization of the republic into the first galactic empire?

How the hell are you supposed to exit that?

Back when computer monitors were big enough, my cat would sit on that and I would have to keep moving his tail out of the way

Hold my internal organs, I’m going in