Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 years agoBrace Stylesh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square132fedilinkarrow-up11.17Karrow-down112
arrow-up11.15Karrow-down1imageBrace Stylesh.itjust.worksSjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 years agomessage-square132fedilink
minus-squareTunaCowboy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up172·edit-22 years agoWhat if I prefer this? #define CURLYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET { #define CURLYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET } #define CURVYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET ( #define CURVYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET ) #define PERIODWITHPERIODONTOP : #define COMMAWITHPERIODONTOP ; int main CURVYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET CURVYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET CURLYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET if CURVYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET 1 CURVYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET CURLYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET asm volatile CURVYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET "mov $1, %%rax\n" "mov $1, %%rdi\n" "lea message(%%rip), %%rsi\n" "mov $4, %%edx\n" "syscall\n" PERIODWITHPERIODONTOP PERIODWITHPERIODONTOP PERIODWITHPERIODONTOP "%rax", "%rdi", "%rsi", "%rdx" CURVYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET COMMAWITHPERIODONTOP CURLYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET return 0 COMMAWITHPERIODONTOP CURLYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET asm CURVYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET ".section .data\n" "message: .ascii \"wut\\n\"\n" ".section .text\n" CURVYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET COMMAWITHPERIODONTOP
minus-squarehumbletightband@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up85·2 years agoYou can’t be helped, sorry. We will put you to an asylum for people like you
minus-squaremilicent_bystandr@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up27·2 years agoAsylum? We have the electric chair for this.
minus-squarehumbletightband@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down1·2 years agoYeah, now I see why you want him dead. He used mov after lea
minus-squarez500@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up41·edit-22 years agoYou win a free trip to the Hague
minus-squareSkyezOpen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·2 years agoThey don’t even deserve the trial. Straight to gulag.
minus-squareuis@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 years agoStill need at least troyka to send to gulag. Or regular court outside of stalinism.
minus-squarexmunk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up19·2 years agoAcceptable, just FYI I added a pre-commit git hook, please rebase your changes.
What if I prefer this?
You can’t be helped, sorry. We will put you to an asylum for people like you
Asylum? We have the electric chair for this.
Yeah, now I see why you want him dead. He used mov after lea
Pack him, boys: https://youtu.be/hHuLZFuugTQ
You win a free trip to the Hague
They don’t even deserve the trial. Straight to gulag.
Still need at least troyka to send to gulag. Or regular court outside of stalinism.
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Can this be done with emoji?
😫
Acceptable, just FYI I added a pre-commit git hook, please rebase your changes.
Thanks. I hate it.