Ah, meme coins-the financial equivalent of betting your life savings on a Magic 8-Ball. How poetic that the same crowd screaming “drain the swamp” now drowns in a crypto septic tank. $2 billion evaporated? That’s just the market’s way of Darwin-awarding fiscal literacy.
Trump-branded anything is a loyalty test, not an investment. Imagine clutching a digital token of a man who’d sell your kidneys for a Fox News soundbite. The grift’s the point-watching rubes conflate memes with merit. Never change, cultists.
Ah, meme coins-the financial equivalent of betting your life savings on a Magic 8-Ball. How poetic that the same crowd screaming “drain the swamp” now drowns in a crypto septic tank. $2 billion evaporated? That’s just the market’s way of Darwin-awarding fiscal literacy.
Trump-branded anything is a loyalty test, not an investment. Imagine clutching a digital token of a man who’d sell your kidneys for a Fox News soundbite. The grift’s the point-watching rubes conflate memes with merit. Never change, cultists.
Edit: no more bold, geez! I got it