• Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    4 months ago

    Nah, the kid isn’t a hat, he’s a human shield.

    People are far less likely to shoot evil billionaires (and infinitely less likely to do so and gain public sympathy) if they do it near their spawn, so he’s been bringing his 4yo everywhere he thinks he might otherwise be shot ever since people started celebrating Luigi.

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      4 months ago

      They executed the kids during the Spartacus Revolt. Gotta make sure the slave owners kids don’t come back for revenge.

      Can’t see how a billionaire’s kid is any different - it’s really nothing personal.