plastic pope@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 3 days agoWork of artlemm.eeimagemessage-square14fedilinkarrow-up1531arrow-down13cross-posted to: memes@lemmy.world
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minus-squarelath@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up75·3 days agoIt was scientifically proven that the squiggly lines make the seat seem cleaner than it actually is.* *Or not.
minus-squareMarcomachtKuchen@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up46·3 days agoThe only pattern that can seemlessly integrate vomit, yoghurt, chocolate and bubblegum into itself and look completely unchanged afterwards.
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up45·3 days agoThat’s why hotel carpets have similar godawful patterns. You can’t spot the stains.
minus-squaregrue@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·2 days agoHey now, be careful about what heresy you speak; the Dragon-Con Cult of the Marriott Carpet doesn’t fuck around!
minus-squareDandomRude@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·3 days agoYup. Just imagine what the seats would look like if they were white. Probably also a graffiti pattern, but an extremely unpleasant one…
It was scientifically proven that the squiggly lines make the seat seem cleaner than it actually is.*
*Or not.
The only pattern that can seemlessly integrate vomit, yoghurt, chocolate and bubblegum into itself and look completely unchanged afterwards.
That’s why hotel carpets have similar godawful patterns. You can’t spot the stains.
Hey now, be careful about what heresy you speak; the Dragon-Con Cult of the Marriott Carpet doesn’t fuck around!
That’s just a patch of carpet.
Yup. Just imagine what the seats would look like if they were white. Probably also a graffiti pattern, but an extremely unpleasant one…